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Green Cease, The Onion and even G. W. Tree-hugger are pleased to announce -- soon, they may actually get around to announcing it -- that the war in Iraq will be eco-friendly. . . .

In an exclusive video panel discussion swiped from The Onion, experts are excited to brainstorm -- maybe someday they'll brainstorm -- ways to stop weapons of mass disruption.

This hilarious Stefan Nadelman short film comes to me from a tasteful forum by Deb:

Find out more about fast food fighting and the parodied wars at Tourist Pictures.

I have been a student of Integral Yoga. Today, truly living yoga is nearly impossible:

Usually, equanimity doesn't include sarcasm. But in my universe, yoga and sarcasm coexist.

In North Carolina, the government is shutting down car washes to conserve water. It only takes 13.5 gallons of water to wash a car with a high-pressure hose. It takes 99 million a day to run a hog "processing" plant, but that will remain open. I smell inbreeding.

The car wash owners are a target, because they don't contribute to the economy. Apparently, slaughtering pigs is a real money-maker. Washing your car with 13.5 gallons of water is just too much of a waste, yet Mike Easley's lawn remains a lush green.